Q: Should I have a Baby after 35?A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I' m two months pregnant now.when will my baby move?
A:With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q:What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A:ChildBirth
Q:My wife is five months pregnant and and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A:So what's your question?
Q:My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A:Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
A:Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q:Is there any reason i have to be in the delivery room when my wife is in labor?
A:Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q:Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A:Yes, pregnancy.
Q:Do i have to have a baby shower?
A:Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q:Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to act normal again?
A:When the kids are in college.
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