Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Funny Definitions




Marriage:
It's an agreement where in a man loses his bachelor degree and
A women gains her master.








Divorce:
Future Tense of Marriage.








Lecture:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes
of the students without passing through the minds of either.









Conference:
The Confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

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