Most Funniest Sign Boards

Did I read that sign right?
Toilet Out OF Order. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: Please REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES
WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.

In a department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPS LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE
BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE
DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.

Outside a secondhand shop:
We EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: (I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1st FLOOR.

Funny Definitions

Marriage:
It's an agreement where in a man loses his bachelor degree and
A women gains her master.








Divorce:
Future Tense of Marriage.








Lecture:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes
of the students without passing through the minds of either.









Conference:
The Confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.